I’ve smoked weed. I’ll admit it. But it was a long time ago and since then something awful has happened to the people who enjoy weed. What happened you may ask? Well they forgot that weed is best taken when you have nothing or maybe very little to do. It’s a way to relax a little more, enjoy a movie in a different way or alter the interaction between you and a few of your stoner friends. I’ve got no issue with the way things USED to be.
Nowadays these kids think they can come to work high and nobody will notice. We notice. The problem is you have a shitty job that nobody else wants to do and while maybe getting high helps you cope with that it only serves to slllllooooooooowwwwwww down your work speed. Thanks to that it takes you way longer to accomplish any/all tasks. I don’t even want to think about how many of these kids think getting high before and during school is a way just to cruise through the day. News flash you fucking retards…if you don’t learn anything you won’t get anywhere. At least have the decency to stash the joint away for after school and try to pay attention during class. You might learn something, get a decent job and maybe you’ll be able to afford better recreational, as in not when you have something better to do, weed.
I obviously won’t be able to type something here that will “cure” a pothead but I beg you guys to spark up a brain cell more often than you spark up a joint and you’ll see what I’m getting at here. There are a few productive stoners, Kevin Smith and Seth Rogan come to mind, but are you really aspiring to be either one of those fat clowns? I sure hope not or weed is the LEAST of your problems after all.