Cheap Tattoo Removal?

Today was one of those days where you'd swear the word "Sucker" was somewhere on my body. I wake up to a text message from Mike at work. He wanted to know if I could come in an hour early because he has something to do. I was already going to go in early but now instead of doing MY stuff I have to run the whole show alone and get nothing extra accomplished. When I come in he tells me he needed to leave early.....to meet up with some friends....at the mall....to shop.................for video games. I'm a gamer and even I wouldn't use an excuse that gay. I don't buy the story but at that point I was already at work and clocked in so I didn't give a fuck what the real reason might be.

Then my help comes in for the night. He is skipping a mandatory meeting tomorrow night for some event but we suspect he really took the night off to see Superman Returns. I think he caught wind that we were onto him and he needed to think fast to throw us off the trail. As soon as he steps into the kitchen he tells me that he saw a commercial for the movie and now it's release date has been changed. If I was a clueless schmuck I STILL wouldn't believe that. Obviously he think I know nothing about movies and I don't know how to use the internet well enough to prove he's a fucking liar.

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I'm in the mood for a haircut and if I can get myself motivated to get one I think I'm going to get a ton taken off. I'm sick of it to be honest. I do the long hair thing now and then and I like to change it up with other styles on occasion. I never no what to do with my hair so I just tend to keep it long so that if I do want to do something with it......I have plenty to work with.  

A Guide To Perfect Breasts

It's not often I'm called upon to help someone and even less often do I go along with the plan. My buddy Tom asked me to give him a crash course in cooking. He wants to cook for a friend when he heads back home. I let him pick a few items out and then we cooked it all step by step. We went for Asian food. We had Teriyaki Chicken, Fried Rice and Asian Coleslaw. I've been told I cook some damn succulent chicken so it was good to pass on what I know to him. He cooked pretty much everything with me stepping in with hints and suggestions. After we were done we invited my wife and our neighbors over to sample the goods. If he can follows all his notes and sticks to the plan things should go very well for him. It may make me sound very gay but it was fun cooking for a change at home and it was fun to teach someone else how to do it.

I'm going to be gathering the files from my site up for my neighbor so she can mess with them a bit. She's very creative and talented so this could be very fun. I'm nearing 500 posts on this blog and its nice to know there is hope that I won't have to put another 500 on this piece of shit site. 

Sworn To Silence

I've been caught too many times lately fussing about not having many cable channels. My wife made the call to get them back, I told her to re-call and re-cancel them and then I was pretty much told I need to shut the fuck up and not bitch about our measly selection of cable channels. I don't miss TV as long as I don't know what it out there. A problem does arise when I hear about a show that I may enjoy. So I just heard about a new Sci-Fi Channel show called Eureka and it could kick all kinds of ass.

Nestled in the Pacific Northwest, Eureka is a seemingly ordinary town whose residents lead ordinary lives … at least to the naked eye. Shrouded in secrecy, the picturesque hamlet is actually a community of scientific geniuses assembled by the government to conduct top-secret research.

It is a very odd concept and rarely do I look twice at some on the Sci-Fi Channel. I pray that it makes its way onto DVD because this show is right up my alley.

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The blog went down AGAIN tonight just after I got done telling my buddy Tom to stop by and see the new entry. I talked to my neighbor about her involvement in making my domain worth viewing. It's a good thing she sounded excited about the idea because if she didn't I would of been forced to start withholding the Smallville seasons that she has enjoyed borrowing from me. ;)

Sneaking One In

I have no idea if my blog will still be up by the time I'm done posting this so I may type faster than I can process a complete thought. Good luck reading and following along. It seems that my blog has been having serious issues lately. I'm not sure what the problem is or if it is really fixed. I haven't been able to view the page in almost 2 weeks so I've just tried to figure out other options. I REALLY need to start doing something with my domain. I pay for it and it's mainly around for image and personal file hosting. Even if my blog is worked out I would really like to move my blog to my personal site. I know two people far more talented and capable than I am. I'm just very lucky they love to borrow movies from me. I'm not being greedy but maybe it's a tad selfish. I figured that a trade could certainly benefit us all. I save them from rental costs and they save me from my poor HTML skills. I've already made a few suggestions about the changes I would like on my site and they went over pretty well. It would be great to have all my online needs condensed into the one place I pay for but never really put to good use.

I haven't much else to say. For the first week my blog was done I'd have all sorts of entry ideas pop into my head. By week 2 my brain was just too freaking full of ideas and I gave up keeping track of them all. It might be a bit hard to get back into the blogging groove. 

Yes....No IS An Answer

I'm not sure about everyone else but I haven't been able to view properly since long before the last entry. I gambled with the last entry but after that I grew concerned that I would be forced to abandon this blog. The Blogdrive.com forums seemed to be run but moderators who don't announce themselves as such so when you post a question about the problem they are having someone will spout off an answer and you are left knowing an answer.....but not knowing if it is the truth. It's a very ineffective system to put it mildly.

Memorial Day has come and gone. I picked where we went and the wife was in charge of the rest. We were headed off to ride our bikes around Ohio Pyle. We prepped, planned, packed and drove there without incident. We unhooked the bikes and were about to start out journey but the wife needed a potty break first. I rode with her to the restrooms and while waiting for her I heard a loud and distinct hiss. The wife comes back out and finds her bike tire is completely flat. For a moment I thought this was a sign from above that I belong indoors. We eventually found a place to get a new tire and we were on our way. It was a nice time but I think I need to get out more in fall and early spring. I believe I may be rushing things a bit by venturing out when it's over 90 degrees out.

We drive home totally sweaty masses glued to the car. We then got a dinner invitation and were told the that saying no was not an option. I don't like being commanded at all but given my body temperature and exhaustion level I became super enraged by a forced dinner arrangement. As I've stated before, people shouldn't open their mouths to bring up things if they can't accept that someone isn't always going to go along with them. After a shower and fuming with anger we ended up going to dinner. I shrouded my anger and was as pleasant as I could be. Then on the way home I made sure we could swing by Wal-Mart because after the day I had..............I deserved a DVD to reward myself for a fun but mentally and physically trying day.