I own both Ocean’s Eleven and Ocean’s Twelve. I like them but only enough to buy them once they were in the bargain bin. The most recent film of the series arrived from NetFlix the other night since I was too cheap to buy it the Tuesday it came out. The scope, cast and complexity of the movie is only matched by its sheer implausible and frankly retarded nature. Holy Shit……this movie is far fucking out there. I just adore the way Clooney and Pitt talk in this abbreviated sentences and finish each other’s lines like an old married couple. And a cast of 13 pulling this off? You would need all these actors, David Blaine, Chris Angel, The Amazing Jonathan, the witches from Hocus Pocus & Eastwick, James Bond ( ALL OF THEM) and the Genie from Aladdin and Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie to have the magical suaveness this crew has. I can already picture the fantastic heist they have going for the 4th film. They all sneak into the casino they want to fuck over this time with their magic invisibility capes. They then use their Wonder Twin rings to crack open the vault after one of them smooth talks the HAL-like AI system that guards the valuables. After they are able to wipe the memories of the staff with pixy dust they open up their Pokémon balls to reveal a Pegasus that flies them to safety. They idea will certainly drawn enough of a crowd that a 5th film will get the green light. Oh I sure hope they use that idea of robbing the InGen casino on Isla Nublar they keeping mentioning so we can see those dinosaurs cut into the vault with their laser claws!
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